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Birds Aren't Real Hat, Alpine Arrows Design
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Birds Aren't Real Hat

$20

Charcoal and white trucker cap with a laser-engraved leather Birds Aren't Real patch. A little humor, finished in-house. One size fits all.

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ONE SIZE FITS ALL

QUANTITY

1
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ABOUT THIS PIECE

The joke lands because the execution is straight. Real leather, laser-engraved, set on a charcoal and white trucker cap the same way we do the tribute patches, with nothing about the hat winking except the words themselves. Engraved leather also ages, so the patch darkens toward the color of a well-used wallet while the lettering stays cut in. One size fits all, $20.

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In stock and ready to ship. No quote needed.
SIZING
One size fits all.
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